your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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