Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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