What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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