Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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