We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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