is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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