Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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