"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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