I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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