wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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