this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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