I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
the gays at disneyland are vicious
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Holy shit dude........stairs
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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