In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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