belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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