who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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