Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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