it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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