This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
i need to put some appletini on your dick
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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