Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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