Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
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