I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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