Say something about gay babies.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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