she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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