don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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