The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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