i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
foreskin is a definite game changer
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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