I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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