Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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