I don't think brook has ever known best
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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