butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
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and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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