i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
