my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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