He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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