it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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