i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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