i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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