Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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