Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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