Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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