i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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