Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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