I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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