yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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