you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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