Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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