I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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