in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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