Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
My hand turned me down
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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