Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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