i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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