i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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