on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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