check it out our google latitudes are spooning
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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